Saturday, January 2, 2016

The Force Awakens Sibling Theory - Skywalker Lineage

6 comments:

  1. not brother and sister....how can you say without a doubt unless you know something everybody else doesn't?.....my money is on luke is daddy....

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  2. Oh Lordy! The amount of times this moron's "theory" goes against statements clearly made ONSCREEN not only in previous movies but on THE FORCE AWAKENS itself makes me wonder how he can breath and talk at the same time. We have TWO entire conversations precisely between Han and Leia themselves that clearly explain the hows and whys the lost Ben and Maz herself stating that she is "no Jedi" to be wiping or blocking people's minds and ASKING Han Solo "Who's the girl?"!!! Furthermore, his perception of what is "too messy" or "too complicated" for Star Wars "simple story" and movie viewers flies against everything already done in two previous trilogies onscreen! So the idea that she could be a descendant of Obi-Wan Kenobi's or the daughter of Luke Skywalker is "too complicated" and "too messy"?! Didn't Luke and Leia themselves not only discover they were unknowingly TWINS separated at birth but also the children of the villain himself?! Didn't we spend the entire first trilogy NEVER knowing who their mother was? Wasn't Anakin himself born of an "immaculate conception" of sorts?! Yet the idea that Luke (a MAN) meeting a WOMAN and having a CHILD is "too complicated" or "messy"?! WOW! Because God knows THAT never happens in real life! He wants to entertain that "Darth Plagues created Anakin" theory of old and goes into the details of the betrayals between Sidious and Plagues for Anakin yet Obi-Wan having offspring (as did Anakin) and now descendants is "too messy" and "too complicated". Hey, here's an idea: Go watch a Star Wars movie and then come back when you got a theory.

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  4. Take your own advice dude, if Star Wars are "simple stories" then the most likely scenario is that she is Luke Skywalker's daughter. Because if it looks like s--t,smells like s--t, and taste like s--t, it probably IS s--t! Enough of these dumb a-- theories already.

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  5. You guys wallow in your "Rey is Luke's daughter" theories a little more. I've been saying myself all along that Rey is Han & Leia's daughter, though I'm not sure about Darth Jar Jar or Snoke being Darth Plagueis (I thought Snoke was Palpatine myself -- if he learned EVERYTHING Plagueis knew that would include cheating death)...

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  6. SHe is luke shywalker's daughter

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